I simply cannot this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed read more out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out under a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe that just took place. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to pass out! All of it was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?